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♪ [vocalizing] ♪
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Hey, I just got a text
from charles, y'all.
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He got on the wrong bus.
He's on the other side of town.
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Other side of town?
But our concert is in an hour.
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Yeah, I know,
but he wants us to warm up
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And rehearse
praise to the lord.
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Charles said that?
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- In text.
- Okay, okay.
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Well, if that's
what charles said--
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(woman)
yeah, that's okay.
We got this.
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- We can do this.
- [humming tone] we can do this.
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We can do this.
Come on, y'all.
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- [humming tone]
- [humming tone]
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♪ five, six, seven, eight ♪
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(all)
♪ we lift up to the lord ♪
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♪ we give praise
up to the lord ♪
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♪ we sing merrily
up to the lord ♪
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♪ give thanks up to the lord ♪
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♪ we lift up to the lord ♪
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♪ we give praise
up to the lord ♪
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♪ we sing merrily
up to the lord ♪
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♪ give thanks up to the lord ♪
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- ♪ I think you're
off of your note ♪
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♪ you're going
higher than your note ♪
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- ♪ pretty sure
this is my note ♪
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♪ in fact, I'm positive
this is my note ♪
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- ♪ because this is my note ♪
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- ♪ pretty sure
this is my note ♪
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- ♪ could have sworn
this was your note ♪
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- ♪ that has never been
my note ♪
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- ♪ well, we can't have
the same note ♪
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♪ so one of us is wrong ♪
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- ♪ why don't you worry
about your note? ♪
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♪ I'll take care
of my own note ♪
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- ♪ but it's a really,
really, really bad note ♪
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- ♪ you are not charles ♪
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- ♪ I never said
that I was charles ♪
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- ♪ well, you're acting
like you think you're charles ♪
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- ♪ look, I know
that I'm not charles ♪
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- ♪ you can say that again ♪
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- ♪ well, you're both
off your notes ♪
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♪ and it's messing
with the rest of our notes ♪
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- ♪ speak for yourself, nyema,
I'm holding my note ♪
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- ♪ I wasn't trying
to single you out ♪
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- ♪ you said everyone
was off their notes ♪
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(all)
♪ not everything
is about you, gina ♪
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Huh.
♪ kiss my black ass! ♪
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(all)
♪ oh, dear lord ♪
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♪ where is ♪
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♪ charles? ♪
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- This don't make no sense.
- Come on, man.
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[all talking at once]
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[haunting western music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ [vocalizing] ♪
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♪ [imitating african singing] ♪
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♪ [both imitating
african singing] ♪
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♪ ♪
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Well, that was a good one.
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Gotta release the africa.
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Yeah, you just got to get
those short bursts of song,
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So you can run away
before [bleep]
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Are trying to genocide
your [bleep].
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Mm, that's why--
that's when you get those--
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♪ [anguished cry] ♪
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ [imitating african singing] ♪
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That's the guy that...
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(key)
♪ [imitating african singing] ♪
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Did not make it out.
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That's, like, swahili
for "get me out--I'm hit!"
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"where'd y'all
motherfuckers go?"
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Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
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♪ [imitating african singing] ♪
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ [imitating african singing] ♪
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[growls]
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[yells]
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[both grunting]
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[yells]
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Ah!
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Ahh.
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[growls]
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[grunting]
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[yells]
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[yells]
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[all yelling]
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[yells]
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[all yelling]
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[yells]
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[all yelling]
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[yells]
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[all yelling halfheartedly]
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[yelling]
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[all yelling halfheartedly]
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[yelling]
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Yeah, uh.
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[panting]
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[growls]
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[babbling in a high voice]
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[all yelling]
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Ha ha ha!
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[growls]
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[yells]
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Oh, no.
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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Uh...
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Oh...Ah!
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[all cheering]
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(all)
[questioning grunts]
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[straining]
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[imitating baby crying]
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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Wha--ah, ah?
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[all grumbling]
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Huh.
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Ah.
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Uh...
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[grunts]
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Uh...
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[babbling grunts]
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[all cheering]
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[grunting]
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[all murmuring]
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[all cheering]
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[grunts]
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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[grunts]
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[all cheering]
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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[all cheering briefly]
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Ah.
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Ah?
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[babbling grunts]
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Ah--uh...
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Uh...
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[mumbling]
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[continues mumbling]
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Ah. Ah.
[clears throat]
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Ah.
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Ah!
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[all cheering]
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[all laughing and cheering]
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[grunting rhythmically]
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[all cheering]
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Ah.
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Ah!
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[all grunting disapprovingly]
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[haunting western music]
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Jordan, would you say
I'm gullible?
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Mm...No.
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I feel sometimes
like I'm gullible.
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So you believed me
when I said
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That you weren't gullible
just now?
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- Oh, darn it. Okay.
- See what happened?
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Wait a minute, so then,
what else is not true
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That you told me?
Are you not danny glover's son?
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[imitating danny glover]
no, would I be able to talk
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Like this if I wasn't
danny glover's son?
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That's a really good point.
You wouldn't be able
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To talk like that
if you weren't...
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- [mumbling]
- danny glover's son.
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I can't help talking
like this.
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[haunting western music]
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[closing door echoing]
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(man)
[yelling indistinctly]
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Hey, man.
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You gotta let me
out of here.
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Oh, okay.
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[keys jangling]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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You tricked me.
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I can honestly say
I wasn't trying to trick you.
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You weren't?
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All I said was, "you gotta
let me out of here."
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There's no trick.
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So I do have to let you
out of here?
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Yes?
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Okay.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Bon voyage.
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♪ ♪
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Order's to let him go,
I don't know why
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He's in here in the first place.
I don't know.
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[sucks in air]
[whispering] sorry.
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Boy, you really
got me in trouble.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, you must think
I'm stupid.
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Well, I'm not stupid.
I'm smart, so--
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You know how you could prove
that you're really smart?
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Oh, yeah, let me guess.
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You want me to let you
out of here again.
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- Well.
- You know what?
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You think that you can trick me
into letting you out again.
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Well, you can't.
'cause this is my choice.
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[dramatic music]
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- Get the heck out of here.
- All right.
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All right?
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Reverse psychology.
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♪ ♪
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(guard)
sorry about that, guys.
That was me, guys, my bad.
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My bad.
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[laughs]
real nice.
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Now they said they're gonna
dock my pay, and if I let you
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Out of here again,
I'm gonna be severely punished.
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I mean,
what are you gonna do?
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I'm actually surprised
they haven't already
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Thrown you in here with me.
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No, prison is
for bad guys.
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You're a bad guy,
and I'm a good guy.
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Yeah, but you could see how,
from my perspective,
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I'm a good guy.
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Wait, you're a good guy?
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[dramatic music]
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It doesn't seem like you
understand what your job is.
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Oh, oh, okay.
I see what you're doing.
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You're trying to manipulate me
with reverse psychology.
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- Well, it's not gonna work.
- No.
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[sad music]
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It's not even worth going
out there again.
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Look, they just gon' get me
and bring me back in here,
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Just like they always do.
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♪ ♪
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Unless...
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What?
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No, I'm--
forget it, I don't want
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To take advantage
of you anymore.
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Look, hey, no, no, listen.
I'm not gonna fall for it,
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Whatever it is.
You may as well just tell me.
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I was just gonna say that,
like, if you were to help me...
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Uh-huh.
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Get past the guards...
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Yeah, yeah.
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And get all the way out--
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Okay.
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I really--
no, I have to tell you.
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You need to think
about this long and hard.
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Weigh your options
and consider
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The ramifications
of those options.
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Like heck I will.
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[dramatic music]
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- Let's go.
- All right.
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- I'm busting you outta here!
- Shh.
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Don't--don't yell, man.
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You might as well
ring the alarm.
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- Good idea, yeah.
- No--
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[alarm blaring]
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Look, look, he--ah!
He's--
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- Oh, hi, tom.
- It was--
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Good to see you guys.
Yeah.
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Oh, boy, I did it
again, didn't I?
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It's actually very ironic,
'cause when I was
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A prison guard--
when I was a prison guard,
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I wasn't allowed
to talk to the prisoners.
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That was the thing,
they said to me,
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"if you talk to those prisoners,
you're gonna get in trouble.
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You're gonna get in trouble."
now that I'm in here with you,
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I can talk as much as I want.
Just babble on, and babble on,
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And babble on, we can talk about
anything you want. Any--any--
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Hello and welcome
to teaching center.
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I'm boyd maxwell,
with today's top stories
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From the exciting world
of teaching.
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And I'm perry schmidt.
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Well, now we know.
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The long awaited announcement
by star english teacher
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Ruby ruhf has sent teaching fans
across the nation into a frenzy.
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I've enjoyed my time
in ohio very much,
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But I'm pleased to announce
that I'm taking my talents
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Back to new york city.
Thank you very much.
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Apparently, ps431 has made ruby
an offer she couldn't refuse.
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$80 million guaranteed
over six years,
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With another $40 million
in incentives
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Based on test scores.
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This salary puts her
right up there
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With rockridge elementary's
katie hope
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And william wu
out of--
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Colgate magnet!
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All right, let's take a look
at yesterday's
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High school teacher draft
from radio city music hall,
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Where central rapids high,
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Recipient of the worst
test scores last semester,
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Made the first pick
that was no surprise to anyone.
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[all cheering]
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For the first pick,
central rapids high takes...
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Calculus teacher mike yoast
from tulsa teacher's college.
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[all cheering]
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(key)
and just like that,
you're a millionaire. Ha ha.
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(peele)
mike yoast
is an unbelievable story,
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His father living
from paycheck to paycheck
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As a humble
pro football player.
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Kid was a natural mathlete.
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You know he's gonna buy
his mom a house.
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- Oh, you know this.
- Oh, there's no way
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- Around that.
- [laughs]
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You owe your mom.
[laughs]
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(announcer)
today's highlight of the day
is brought to you
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By the 100% black angus beef
thickburger
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On a fresh-baked bun
from carl's jr. And hardee's.
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Now it's time
for the highlight of the day.
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[rock music]
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Star history teacher
ashley ferguson has been
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Running up them test scores
over at vinz clortho high.
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- Okay.
- Whoo.
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Confederate forces
fired first.
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Can anyone tell me
where this battle took place?
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Now, look at this.
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She looks left,
then right,
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Looks past the students
with their arms up in the air,
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- Spots max near the back...
(key) whoo.
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Sees that even though his hand
isn't up, he's engaged.
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Max?
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It was fort sumter?
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That's right.
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Oh, come on.
See what she did there?
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She's bringing a introvert
into the discussion, y'all.
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That's a teacher of the year
play right there.
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That's right, boyd.
You know, the confidence gained
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By max by answering
that question correctly
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Will enhance his performance
throughout the rest of the year.
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00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,678
No doubt.
Coming up after the break,
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Mayfield prep trades
french teacher janeane lowe
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To skyline high
for a head librarian
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And two lunch ladies
to be named later.
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And we'll get the inside scoop
on the impending
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- Teacher's strike that could...
- Uh-oh.
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Cripple the season.
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Next up,
on teaching center.
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Whoo.
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[rock music]
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[dramatic music]
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(ruby voice-over)
strength courses through me.
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I am velocity.
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I am power.
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[school bell ringing]
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♪ ♪
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I am a leader,
a believer.
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♪ ♪
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I am the force that guides.
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♪ ♪
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I am the gateway
to what is possible,
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The path to the future.
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I am the future.
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♪ ♪
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(male announcer)
the all-new 2015 6 series
is here.
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Meet the new teacher's pet.
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[haunting western music]
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00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,344
You know what?
I'm not gon' be--
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I'm not gonna be doing
no commercials.
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00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,114
- None?
- I'm not gonna sell
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My [bleep] out.
I'm gonna keep my integrity.
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00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,119
That's good, 'cause that way,
you don't have to ever worry
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00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,854
About buying a car
or anything like that.
368
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,489
But what,
just for argument's sake,
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00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,459
What kind of figures
are people getting these days?
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00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,427
Well, like,
if it was a sam--
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00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,561
You know, maybe samsung
or something,
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00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,765
You might make $750,000,
or something like that.
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00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:14,665
750...
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00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,266
Yeah, yeah.
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00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,834
- Thousand.
- I mean, you'd have to give up
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00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,436
- Your phone--your iphone.
- I'm in.
377
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,504
- What?
- I'm in.
378
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,472
I don't think there's an offer
on the table, or anything.
379
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,106
Let's find one.
380
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,142
Well, what about your, um,
artistic integrity?
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00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,377
$750,000.
382
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,379
[bleep] 750, 500.
383
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,081
- What would you--would you--
- 250.
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00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,449
Take it easy.
Now, wait a second.
385
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,250
We'll do it together.
386
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,451
Okay, yeah,
but we wouldn't just do
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00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,552
A commercial for anybody, now.
388
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,586
- We wouldn't do it for anybody.
- Sss...
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00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,122
- I mean, if, you know--
- if they got $100,000 I am.
390
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,758
Okay, let's say
that the ku klux klan came
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For us to do a commercial.
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00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,194
For $100,000?
393
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,997
Well, [bleep] they're giving
back to the black community
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00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,999
At that point--
me.
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00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:53,137
[haunting western music]
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00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,739
[haunting western music]
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00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,075
- Best comic book adaptation...
- Oh, yeah.
398
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,709
- To film hand down.
- It's--oh, yeah.
399
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,777
- No argument.
- Oh, yeah.
400
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,845
Oh.
See you later, girls.
401
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:01,779
- All right.
- Oh, yeah.
402
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,616
Um, I know I'm in the minority
here, but I don't really like
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00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,285
The christopher nolan
batman movies.
404
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,152
- [scoffs]
- I don't.
405
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:12,090
I really just feel like
they're...Overrated.
406
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,325
Okay.
407
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,726
[all laughing]
408
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,563
Well, that's, um,
that's just an opinion.
409
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,032
You see, that's why
I prefaced it by saying,
410
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,835
"I know I'm in the minority."
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00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:24,735
Awkward.
412
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,636
[both snickering]
413
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,505
You know, what, no.
No.
414
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,140
Not really.
It's not awkward,
415
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,442
At least not until
you said "awkward."
416
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,479
Now it's awkward,
because of what you said.
417
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:36,848
Anyway.
418
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,382
Anyway, what?
Anyway, what?
419
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,218
Really, 'cause when you say
"anyway,"
420
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,588
Then you have to follow it up
with an actual contribution
421
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:47,558
To the conversation
we're having.
422
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,426
- Yikes.
- No, look at me.
423
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,461
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
424
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,963
There's no "yikes,"
and the reason why
425
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,198
There's no "yikes" is,
there's nothing scary
426
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,800
About this situation, okay?
427
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,969
It's a very low-stakes
situation.
428
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:58,603
- All right.
429
00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,637
No, not "all right."
come here. No.
430
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,572
Don't look at him. Don't look
at either of those guys.
431
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,207
Look at me, all right?
432
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,775
"all right," what?
433
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,810
'cause after you say
"all right,"
434
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,280
You have to follow that up
with something.
435
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,149
Don't do it.
436
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,884
Don't look at them.
437
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,418
Do not look at them.
438
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,053
No--no.
Do not look at them.
439
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,188
Do not look at them.
Don't do it.
440
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,055
Tell us how you really feel.
441
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,490
Okay, you know what?
I'll tell you how I really feel.
442
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,293
Listen, I really feel
like you're an asshole
443
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,762
Who has nothing interesting
to say.
444
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,998
So what--oh.
No. Don't.
445
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,400
No, don't look at them.
Turn your head.
446
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,768
Turn it.
Right here.
447
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,905
Tell me an opinion
that you have about something.
448
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:36,440
Just one opinion that you have
about anything at all.
449
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,543
Just share an opinion.
Anything. Share an opinion.
450
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,944
Share an opinion.
Share an opinion.
451
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,313
Share an opinion right now.
Just off the top of your head.
452
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,781
Share an opinion.
Anything.
453
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,616
Just one opinion,
that's all I'm asking.
454
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,717
Share one opinion right now.
455
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,586
- Share it. Share an opinion.
- Ah, ah, ah...
456
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,055
I don't have an opinion,
and that's why I just like
457
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:54,892
Everything that everyone else
likes in pop culture.
458
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,194
[groans]
459
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:04,635
[sobs]
460
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,706
[sobbing]
461
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,811
Don't look at me.
462
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:19,617
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
463
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:27,858
[sobbing]
464
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,996
Okay.
465
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,765
[haunting western music]
466
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,768
Can you recall the last place
you felt out of place?
467
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,838
I feel a little out of place
everywhere, to be honest, like--
468
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,407
Mm, that's the mark
of a genius.
469
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,245
I...Can't say
I disagree with you.
470
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:52,683
But...These equations
happening in my head, these...
471
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,820
Oh, boy.
What have I done?
472
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,723
Ideas--nay, concepts.
473
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,259
♪ I'm gonna do
my one line here ♪
474
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,527
Oh, yeah.
475
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:09,734
[yelling]
476
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,803
Ra!
477
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,605
[babbling]
478
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,374
Ya, ya?
479
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,542
You can just use english
when you're talking to me, man.
480
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:18,575
Okay, listen to me.
I'm just saying,